Eis

is the tritagonist of Finley TV. He was born in That town that can't be mentioned in polite company.

Autobiography
'"I was born in That town that can't be mentioned in polite company. I was potty trained at 6 months. I fell in love with Carly Crapphingers (who I met when I was 7), got married, and had Micah.'"

Eis' Awards

 * Best Penis
 * Biggest Penis
 * Two Penises
 * Best Qwertyuiop

Family
He could be the father of Micah and the husband of Carly Crapphingers. In one episode it is revealed that his parents were killed by F*ckface. Nothing else about his family is known.

Quotes

 * "Yoshi, tell me if you have to go potty."

- Truth or Park